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A parody of the first Next Generation episode Encounter at Farpoint.
A parody of the fourth season Deep Space Nine premier episode The Way of the Warrior.
Parody of Star Trek: The Next Generation.
This is a parody of the Star Trek original characters based on an extremely bad pun which was the working title. If you can figure out what the pun was you will realise why it got itself binned as a title. As usual, a small but important part of the cosmos is saved for democracy (and profit) by the Captain and Crew of the USS…. Well, read it and find out.